I've been to the future...

I've been to the future
And it tastes like lemonade!

How to live before you die

Some positive sentiments from a man who knows what he's talking about. Watch this if you're in need of a little motivation!

Steve Jobs: How to live before you die | Video on TED.com

Poorly Boy

If I were to tell you the story
Of the boy who began to feel poorly
You'd question the chance
Fall into a trance
And dream a dream quite gorey!

Now this young man was unable
To eat his food at the table
So he went to bed
With a swollen head
And began to feel unstable!

Oh, how his mother did worry
As the fever came on in a hurry
So she asked those who knew
'What should she do?'
And flushed him out with hot curry!

Anxiety grew and grew
As his fingers and toes turned blue
The fever grew worse
And so did his girth
And he no longer could go to the loo!

Alas, the story turns tragic
As his parents invested in gadgets
Designed for relief
They only brought grief
And now the boy's a spastic!

Veruca, veruca.
I gave you bazooka!
But still you rear your head.
To stare back at me
With such glee,
And you'll cling there until I'm dead!

Procrastination

You wait and wait and wait,
Avoid the things you love and hate.
The clock ticks on
And it won't be long
until you find you're much too late.

Insomnia

In a room inside my head
As I lay at night in bed,
Paces back and forth the repeated thought
The result of which I dread.

Tell me why,
I'll show you how.
The things we want
Are here and now.